Johnny and the Whore (Reader Discretion Advised)

The whore went down to Georgia she was looking for a guy to fuck
She was a fraud, her method was flawed, in bed she was a duck
She came across this young man Johnny watching porn and getting turned on
The whore took off her shirt,and began to flirt, said, "Boy, stop watching porn"

"You can see my tits and you can suck on them too
It'll take some cash, but we'll have a bash, it's all up to you"
The boy said "My names Johnny and damn I can take you now,
But I'm going to stay right here , and have a beer, maybe get some chow"

The whore couldn't believe her ears and she slapped Johnny's face
She stood up and said, let's get into bed, I'll take you to fourth base
Johnny looked at her with rage and said "I'll count till 10"
He rolled up his sleeve, told her to leave, said "Don't ever do that again"

The whore knew she had a fight and she was going to win
She took off her jeans, her legs were lean, and she stroked Johnny's chin
Johnny knew it wouldn't work and said "Look, don't even try"
But she took his hand, made him stand, and said "Come on don't be shy"

Johnny sipped his beer and told the whore he's not impressed,
She stroked his leg, she was ready to beg, she said "what if I charge you less?"
Johnny said "It's a nice offer but no thanks"
The whore grabbed his crotch, and as he watched, tried to take off his pants

He removed her hand and put his pants back on
The whore said "I'll do some more, you can be sure, and then I'll be gone"
Johnny said no again and the whore knew she'd have to go away
And as she walked, he grabbed his cock, and said, "If only she knew I was gay"